Sharks Are Older Than Trees T-Shirt
Unisex fit — check the size chart; most people order their usual size.
Size guidePlease choose a size first.
Printed near you in the US, Canada, the UK, Europe or Australia in 2–5 business days, then 3–8 business days to the US (tracked). US shipping $4.95, free on orders $60+.
Christmas delivery: order by Dec 7. Not sure of the size? Gift orders get one free size exchange.
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Size & fit
Unisex retail fit (true to size for most men; women often prefer one size down). Order your usual size, or one size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 56 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 |
Garment measurements, laid flat (Bella+Canvas 3001). Length: from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Width: straight across the chest, armpit to armpit. Tip: lay a shirt that fits you well flat and compare. Measurements may vary by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Fabric & print quality
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester), 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder taping, retail fit.
Print: direct-to-garment (DTG) printing with water-based inks, printed into the fibers so the design stays soft and breathable. Turn inside out and wash cold to keep colors vivid for years.
Printing & shipping
Each piece is printed for you when you order, at the facility closest to you (US, Canada, UK, Europe or Australia), so there is no overstock and less waste. As soon as your order ships you receive a tracking link by email.
Production takes 2–5 business days, then delivery to the US takes about 3–8 business days. Free shipping on orders of $60 or more to the US, Canada, the UK and Australia.
Care
Wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print and do not dry clean.
Sharks Are Older Than Trees: vintage type with a serrated fossil tooth.
Fossil note
Shark-like scales turn up in rocks around 450 million years old. The first trees appear in the fossil record roughly 385 million years ago. So sharks were swimming for tens of millions of years before there was a single forest.
The tee
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex staple tee: soft, lightweight, with the right amount of stretch
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester), 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Available in Black, Navy, Maroon, Forest, Asphalt and Army, sizes S–3XL
- Printed on demand: made for you when you order, which means less waste
Note: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in certain lighting. Age restrictions: for adults. EU warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), PaleoThreads ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at sales@paleothreads.com.



